naked blogging for like 30 min after you get out of the shower
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i think my mind just broke
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
Hey baby don’t be like that, your beautiful!
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I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
the journey has begun…
DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS
Like I said
fandom will take over american currency
i cannot wait til he gets one and tweets about it omfg
GUYS ITS GETTING AROUND
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
They have warned their fellow students that the ground is lava to prevent any injuries I think that is very mature of them
reblogging again
IT GOT BETTER
Me playing with you:
If River Song can concentrate on a dress size and this is her second regeneration, why can’t the Doctor concentrate on becoming a ginger?
Woman Time Lords can control the way they will look when they regenerate, while male Time Lords cannot. This was established in Classic Who, when Romana regenerated.
Also, the Doctor wanting to be Ginger is not about the hair color. In Gallifrey, the only ones to have red hair were the people called Heroes which were beings who were time-sentient (meaning they could see all of the time at the same time). So I doubt they will ever make him ginger.
Jack was employed into service for the East India Trading Company and was given command of the Wicked Wench. However, after he set free a cargo of slaves, his employer, Cutler Beckett, had Jack branded as a pirate and the Wench set aflame and sunk. After failing to rescue the Wench, Sparrow struck a bargain with the ghostly captain of the Flying Dutchman, Davy Jones, to resurrect his beloved vessel. Jones returned the ship to Jack in near perfect condition except for the permanently charred hull. This prompted Jack to rename her the Black Pearl.
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Jack Sparrow just got way cooler.
BABE
Yo, this is why Norrington said he’s the “worst pirate I’ve ever heard of,” and then Jack followed it up with, “But you have heard of me.”
Because Jack was branded a Pirate because he freed people rather than stealing anything. So Norrington, with his sense of duty, knows that Jack has been branded a criminal for actively not being a terrible human being. Norrington is torn between his duty as a naval officer and knowing that Jack is right.
I’ve wondered about this scene for absolutely ages. I could never find anything that explained the connection between Beckett and Jack, but now I get it. Wow! Captain Jack Sparrow just got a whole lot better.
HOLY SHIT WHERE DOES THAT COME FROM?!
What I saw:
and from the dock my lover waved goodbye: pastrymisha: I do resent the idea that Dean and Sam somehow have to...
I do resent the idea that Dean and Sam somehow have to ‘fix’ Cas now that he’s fallen, though.
I think Cas falling is this wonderful opportunity for him to find out who he is; sans grace, sans angelic duty, sans his superiors; Castiel is alone now, has nothing pulling him…
The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
The artwork is too great not to reblog.
Ok, ok - important expansion: she only has to kill the Prince because the deal was if he fell in love with her she could be human forever, and he didn’t. By which I mean, he was a good person and genuinely nice to her, but he didn’t fall in love. He fell in love with someone else, also perfectly nice - not the seawitch in disguise, fu Disney. The Mermaid is told she can only return to the sea now if she kills the Prince. She goes into the room where he and his lover lie sleeping and they look so beautiful and happy together that she can’t do it.
That’s why she kills herself. And because it was a noble act she returns to sea as foam.
One moral of the story was that women shouldn’t fundamentally change who they are for love of a man, and in theory Han Christian Anderson wrote it for a ballerina with whom he fell in love. She was marrying someone else who wouldn’t let her dance.
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he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
#DEADYou don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
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Do you wanna know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was?
Like.
If there’s still one dumbass who doesn’t understand why Sam brought up Benny and Castiel, it’s because Sam felt like he drove Dean away by letting him down. That it was Sam’s fault Dean can’t trust him but has no problem trusting other people. People he’s known for less time. People who don’t know shit about Dean. People who have not always been there for Dean. Sam can’t live with himself knowing that the brother he has been with for ~30 years cannot trust him when Dean should trust Sam above all others. And Sam was willing to give his life (again) to make that right. Because he couldn’t live with himself knowing that Dean couldn’t trust him but could trust others. It has nothing to do with Sam not wanting Dean to “make friends” you dipships; Sam doesn’t want Dean’s entire life to revolve around him.
You call it a guilt trip or selfishness. The rest of us say this conversation was a long time coming. It’s about time Sam said this. It’s about time we understood that Sam has just as many if not more self-worth issues as Dean. That he’s just as damaged. And it’s about time Dean finally understood that he is wrong to not trust Sam.
YEAH, THAT’S COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL
#my ship doesn’t even need manips
It was almost not completely gay, if it weren’t for that swallow.
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
MY SHIP DOESN’T NEED MANIPS
let
me
just
add
a
few
more
because
just
look
at
them
Y’all are forgetting
one of the most important
ACTUAL BONERS ON THE SHOW
FROM LOOKING AT CAS
WAS NOT A MANIP
CAN I GET A HALLE-DESTIEL-LUJAH?
LETS NOT
FORGET
THESE
ONES
SERIOUSLY
THOUGH
SEASON
8
IS
ONE
BIG
FANFICTION
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE POST. OH MY GOD.
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